T-shirt — "We’re Not Here to F*ck Spiders"

Some days on the jobsite you deal with dust, tools, deadlines… and the occasional spider hiding where it definitely shouldn’t be, this design is perfect for tradies who like their humour direct and their coffee strong.

With bold typography and a rugged worksite style, this shirt is built for construction crews, tradies, and anyone who enjoys a bit of classic Australian humour.

Perfect gift for:

• Tradies

• Construction workers

• Builders

• Apprentices

• Anyone who appreciates Aussie jobsite humour

Great for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or as a funny gift for a mate on the crew.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean