T-Shirt — "We're Not Here To F*ck Spiders"

Some days on the jobsite you deal with dust, tools, deadlines… and the occasional spider hiding where it definitely shouldn’t be.

With bold typography and a rugged worksite style, this shirt is built for construction crews, tradies, and anyone who enjoys a bit of classic Australian humour.

Perfect gift for:

• Tradies

• Construction workers

• Builders

• Apprentices

• Anyone who appreciates Aussie jobsite humour

Great for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or as a funny gift for a mate on the crew.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean